Dad: “Have you been playing that game all day?”
Anjelia: “No, I read for 30 minutes.”
Category Archives: quotes
Said Jessica while playing Minecraft
Can chickens jump?
A conversation between James and Julie
James: “Sit up and drink your coffee. It’s getting cold.”
Julie: “I’m sorry but I’m waiting for my arms to wake up!”
A conversation between James and Julie
James: “Oh man, I have to clean the garage again?”
Julie: “Is your one percent getting to ya babe?”
Said Anjelia
I love the country. It’s quiet and you can catch fish.
A conversation between Elaina and Julie
Elaina: “Are you smarter than a fifth grader?”
Julie: “I’m wiser than a fifth grader.”
Said Anjelia to Julie
Do you know what I hate about fiestas?
There is too much red.
A conversation between Elaina and James
James: “I didn’t even kiss other girls before your mom and I met. I was saving myself.”
Elaina: “From what?”
Said Anjelia
Dads like to invent things.
Said James to Julie
It’s hard being a good dad. I’m so confused.